The Panel
Our Panel consists of 8 red blooded, heterosexual American
males from
all different walks of life.
Click each members name for a full bio.
The Accountant: Born and raised in Pensacola, FL. He’d rather be called “The Fisherman” but this guy’s better with numbers than he is at catching fish. He’s a Fisherman on Saturday- a Sunday School teacher on Sunday- and he’ll answer to any of the following; “The Accountant, The Fisherman, or Reverend.”
The Engineer: From parts unknown. This guy can out-think anyone on the panel. While the rest of us are eating- he’s thinking about a way to engineer a device that would actually chew the burger for you.
The Physical Therapist: This former member of the US Navy went into Healthcare after serving our Country. He’s in elite physical condition- but agrees to participate on the Tour for the sake of giving us some much needed physical diversity. After lunch- he promptly burns the calories he’s taken in by running 25 miles.
The Landman: This Oil Tycoon earned his riches in the Oil Fields of Alabama and Louisiana. Originally from Marianna, FL- this guy is a “techie” to the core. It’s a wonder he can even finish his meal between all the Twittering, Blogging, Facebooking and Yelping.
The Carpenter: From Arkansas, this back woods Razorback would only come out of the deer stand long enough to eat a hamburger- then he climbed back up the tree. Strong as an ox, and as big as one too- this guy doesn’t wash his hands and refuses to use a napkin- but he sure loves a good hamburger.
The Banker: This Financial guru can finish a burger while breaking down your debt to income ratio with ease. He’s a VP in Finance with a BA in Burgers. He enters the Burger Joint with a Wall Street Journal neatly tucked under one arm. But don’t expect him to pick up the check when it comes- because this Banker isn’t giving anyone a bailout.
The Computer Whiz: When this guy isn’t hacking into Bank records, or chatting with Bill Gates- he’s eating lunch with us on the Tour. This guy’s smart enough to take down all the networks within a 150 mile radius- but he won’t (at least he hasn’t yet.) He likes hard drives, hip hop and hamburgers- he doesn’t however; like vegetables or adware.
The Yankee:
This fast talking Bostonian likes
two things: Red Sox Baseball, and beef. Born in Fitchburg,
Massachusetts- he’s Sarcastic, loud, and sometimes unbearable- but one
thing’s for sure- this Yankee knows his hamburgers. He could talk
the ears off a donkey- and sell sugar cookies to a diabetic. Rumor has
it- his triglycerides are in the thousands.
The Alternate*:
In the event that one of our Panel members is unavailable
Friday
at lunch time- We make room for this guy. When he’s not eating burgers-
he’s Coaching a local ball team. He’s a cross between John Madden and
Pat Summit- a winner through and through. We call him “The Alternate”
but you can call him “Coarch.”
*Our Alternate would like us to point out that he too is a
"red blooded, heterosexual American male."
The term "Alternate" does not refer to his lifestyle.
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