The Engineer
| Height: | 6'1" |
| Weight: | 225 lbs |
| Judging Style: | All paramaters are quantifable |
| Eating Speed: | Moderate |
| Eating Capacity: | Impressive |
| Favorite Tour Stop: | Blue Dot |
| Burger Do: | Burger must not begin life as a frozen brick |
| Burger Don't: | Soybean products are never meat |
| BT Attendance: | Lugubrious |
| Best Attribute: | Confusing Speech |
| Character Flaw: | Confusing Speech |
| Perfect Burger (20 words or less): | Leave some juice in the meat, care enough to add fresh produce, add cheese with flavor, keep my fingers from becoming part of the sandwich. |
| Quote: | "That will make your tongue slap your brains out!" |
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