The Construction Worker
| The Construction Worker | |
| Height | 6’4″ |
| Weight | 240 |
| Allergic to | Emotion |
| Addicted to | Manual Labor |
| First Job | Construction Work |
| First Car | 1989 Chevy Cavalier (Powder Blue) |
| Highest Academic Achievement | Once taught High School |
| Greatest Physical Accomplishment | Professional Weight Lifter |
| Best Attribute | Never gets angry |
| Character Flaw | Never gets angry |
| Theme Song | Anything by Journey |
| Favorite Reading | Teen Bop |
| Childhood Dreamgirl | Alyssa Milano |
| Celebrity Lookalike | A taller, more muscular Paul Rudd |